MOTLEY CRUE: THE MOVIE

*sigh*
They're making a movie based on the life and times of MOTLEY CRUE. I'm a fan, but come on. What can this movie possibly give us? I'm thinking:

* 45 minutes of stripper nudity
* 45 minutes of the band shitfaced drunk & high sitting in their own feces and overdosing
* and then toss in Vince killing someone while driving drunk.

It's going to be directed by the Borat director and will no doubt usher in an onslaught of future movies based on bands. Wheeeee!