Wednesday, September 08, 2010

COMMENTARY

8 comments:

Bubbashelby said...

Typo. Should read "House of idea."

Jim said...

Ha, that was the other version I did, but decided to post this one.

Its never good enough for you!
*sob*

Anonymous said...

yeah, because you apparently need to use HUMAN TORCH to play Captain America because, of course, there are only so many humans on the planet. same as comic ideas; apparently only so many.

seeing Human Torch's soft eyes in Cap's hood makes me want to bust balls. ;-p

Valkaad said...

@anonymous

I am so with you on that. I can just see the f-in idiots who cast this shit and have never even read a f-ing comic having conversations about shi* they don't even really know about - "I know lets get the guy who played human torch to play captain america". "I mean cap and torch are alike in terms of physicality, and personality right?"
"Come to think of it, we should have gotten Chris Evans to play Thor too. Ryan Reynolds could have been Loki. Or maybe Evans should be Loki and Reynolds Thor. Or would Reynolds make a better Odin and Evans could play Heimdall. No we have Idris Elba playing Heimdall. Yeah, maybe we should have Evans play Sif, I mean who says Sif HAS to be a woman right. Yeah that's a great idea.

G said...

HAHAHAHAAH, I think that sounds more Like the Marvel Bull pen .

_-So we have the Hulk and Wolverine. Their Iconic, completely original characters with a huge following. How can we create new characters with the same buzz??I KNOW,...
- how about this,...Take the Hulk,..and make a RED version,..BUT.... this one is a no non sense bad boy with an attitude!!
- GREAT !
- Well what about Wolverine?
- Well, we already did a clone,..BUT it's a FEMALE CLONE,..so..hmmmmmm
- I KNOW,..A SON! it worked so well in that Superman movie,...yea! and we can play on the father son relationship, bc Wolverine,..I mean JAMES, is now calm and cool, his son can be real Evilll...
-YEA!, but his third claw comes from UNDERNEATH his wrist!!, Brilliant!
- Guys.. I just had a stroke of genius... Wolverine has a son,...why not the HULK??? huh?,..huh?....
-Brilliant!, and we need another she Hulk too, Make her RED ALSO,..holy CRAP we're AWESOME!!!!!
- so now we have three Wolverine's, an a ENTIRE HULK FAMILY!!!!!!!
we just upped our sales by 5X !!!! Who said we were out of ideas ( toast champagne, and pat selves on the back..)

Anonymous said...

I'm just waiting for "Snikt" the actual mutant Wolverine with claws and a healing factor to be found by Logan in the Canadian forest, who he takes home as a pet.

- at this point in the game why the F not......

Bubbashelby said...

It's okay Jim, I do love you so. I merely push you so hard so that you will be the best JimSmash you can be.

TimPro said...

I wish they'd use my new Wolverine character. Get this he has a FOURTH claw that comes out of his forearm. He's Wolverine's 3rd COUSIN! Twice removed of course.